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This Is A Wonderful Web-Site!


"An extravaganza of content, a veritable contentpalooza!"


Author Alan Holman's Microcosm!

I'm a man from Saskatoon Saskatchewan, Canada, who has a positive self-image! I'm a millenial, born in '81. I'm a writer, an actor, and I enjoy the occasional stint at broadcasting. This web-site is my little microcosm on the internet, where I advocate literacy by suggesting that you read my fun and educational writings which I post here. My intentions, in everything I ever do, are always positive and peaceful. I believe in the Golden Rule. I hope that you find something enjoyable on this web-site! I want to create more for this web-site, and you can help me by becoming a patron of mine on my patreon!

Writings
For Literacy!

The Adventures of ... Ah Who Cares? - A stageplay script that you probably couldn't give two shits about; read it anyway!

Asclepius' Staff - Doctors DON'T want you to know this, but you can DESTROY cancer FROM HOME in under two months with this one simple method!!!! My quick and easy cancer solution is helping families everywhere! Doctors HATE it but Moms LOVE it! Medical experts everywhere were STUMPED by cancer, and they IGNORED me just because I didn't have a doctor license, but they just don't want you to know about this AMAZING LIFE HACK that will ensure you never have to visit your hospital for cancer - ever again!

Banana Chan - An unproduced series of anime scripts. A 36 episode story about a girl named Lacy who prefers to be called Banana. The story takes her from a young girl to when she's slightly older, around the time when she gets married.

Brian's Path - Scripts for an unproduced serial drama for television. It's about a guy named Brian whose goal is to write an anime called Banana Chan. Along with his friends, Brian starts a production company, and the story takes unexpected twists and turns ... unless you find the story predictable ... but you'll only know if it's predictable if you sit down and read it. Your literacy depends upon your reading of something, so choose this!

Golden City - My attempt at writing a bad novel; that is, a bad novel that can be adapted to a bad movie, if I'm lucky. It's the story of a 19 year old guy who shares my name, who happens to have an "in" with the King of the Universe; by the end of the story, he saves the Earth ... yet again.

Invasion Force - A single pilot-episode script for a "B-movie"-type series that I'll probably never write more of ... unless you love it! I would be cool with an independent producer filming this script on location at a place called Devon Island.

Kininigin - A stageplay script about the upcoming 2020 Election between Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders! Spoiler alert: Trump wins. Personally, when I pay attention to Republican media, I hear a lot of reasons to like Trump. And when I pay attention to Democrat media, I hear less-informed reasons to dislike him. I'm on the fence about him, and he does win the election in the end of this particular story.

The Pizza Tree - A script for a childrens' play that was once staged in Saskatoon, and the children in the audience enjoyed it! It's about cute animals who can talk, and they go on a walk during which morality lessons are told to them by an old guy.

The Professor - An older version of this script was staged in Saskatoon, in the year 2000! The older version was probably better, as I just ended up deleting some stuff and adding a bunch of gratuitous profanity for no reason.


I actually consider myself to be self-employed by the projects that are represented on this website. So if you found anything here useful or entertaining, please leave me a donation. Thank you!


Occasional Rants From The Desk Of The Alan:

March 30th, 2020 - Covid-19 is a serious problem that affects/effects us all, regardless of whether or not we happen to personally know anyone who has gotten diagnosed with it; that is beside the point. The fact is that it is a real virus that is causing deaths, and it is very important that we "flatten the curve." Wash your hands. Cough or sneeze in a sanitary way. Only go outside for essential activities, and yes your mental health is essential -- if you feel couped-up or "cabin fever," do go outside for some exercise, but maintain social distance from other people. We need to win this war against our shared invisible enemy. Although this is a time when if enough people stay inside and watch TV, it can "save the world," one should limit their news consumption; for that reason, I would HIGHLY recommend subscribing to the anime streaming services Funimation and Crunchyroll, and binge-watching the imaginative television programs that are offered by those services.

Upcoming Uploads: There will be summaries and/or brief descriptions for what happens in more of the scripts that are already on this site! More content will also eventually show up! I'm in the planning stages of writing a new novel; I might sell it rather than post it for free.

Noteworthy Links

Iron Realm Media - A very honest group of fellows, who do shows across the internet about real topics.

Leitbur - A very talented musician. Listen to his music; it's amazing!

DubSub - Just a stream of great music. I listened to this stream a lot back in the days when I was writing Asclepius Staff.

Short Story And Flash Fiction Society - A site by writers, for writers and readers.


E-mail feedback/comments/questions/complaints/etc to me at newlegend2005@yahoo.ca