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"They should hang a photo of me at every restaurant I've ever been at."


Author Alan Holman's Microcosm!

I'm a great looking sexy man from Saskatoon Saskatchewan, Canada. I'm a millenial, born in '81. I'm a writer, an actor, and I enjoy the occasional stint at broadcasting. This web-site is my little microcosm on the internet, where I advocate literacy by suggesting that you read my fun and educational writings which I post here. My intentions, in everything I ever do, are always positive and peaceful. I believe in the Golden Rule. I hope that you find something enjoyable on this web-site! I want to create more for this web-site, and you can help me by becoming a patron of mine on my patreon!

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Writings
For Literacy!

The Adventures of ... Ah Who Cares? - A stageplay script that you probably couldn't give two shits about; read it anyway!

Asclepius' Staff - A book about an holistic method for curing cancer. It works! Survivors are those who believe me, while people who die horrible deaths at the hands of the medical establishment are those who don't. I researched cancer, so no one else has to! ... but they do anyway, and they most often take their research in the wrong direction. Although I put a disclaimer at the start of the book (even though no one told me to), the protocol that the book suggests actually works to cure cancer -- a fact that haunts me every time someone close to me who ignored this book dies of cancer. Read the book, and decide for yourself! Be sure to do your own research!

Banana Chan - An unproduced series of anime scripts. A 36 episode story about a girl named Lacy who is not a good role model. Although I liked the character a lot when I wrote the story, nowadays when I read it, I realize that she's not a good person at all. She changed her name (not legally) to Banana at a young age. The story takes her from a young girl to a young woman. She's not a role-model for females, she's just a female character who exists only in this story that's about her. Read it if you want to preserve your literacy.

Brian's Path - Scripts for an unproduced serial drama for television. It's about a guy named Brian whose goal is to write an anime called Banana Chan. Along with his friends, Brian starts a production company, and the story takes unexpected twists and turns ... unless you find the story predictable ... but you'll only know if it's predictable if you sit down and read it. Your literacy depends upon your reading of something, so choose this!

Golden City - My attempt at writing a bad novel; that is, a bad novel that can be adapted to a bad movie, if I'm lucky. It's the story of a 19 year old guy who shares my name, who happens to have an "in" with the King of the Universe; by the end of the story, he saves the Earth ... yet again.

Invasion Force - A single pilot-episode script for a "B-movie"-type series that I'll probably never write more of ... unless you love it! I would be cool with an independent producer filming this script on location at a place called Devon Island.

Kininigin - A stageplay script about the upcoming 2020 Election between Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders! Spoiler alert: Trump wins. I don't really like Trump, so therefore I don't like that Trump wins in the end ... but it's probably how things will turn out.

The Pizza Tree - A script for a childrens' play that was once staged in Saskatoon, and the children in the audience enjoyed it! It's about cute animals who can talk, and they go on a walk during which morality lessons are told to them by an old guy.

The Professor - An older version of this script was staged in Saskatoon, in the year 2000! The older version was probably better, as I just ended up deleting some stuff and adding a bunch of gratuitous profanity for no reason.


I actually consider myself to be self-employed by the projects that are represented on this website. So if you found anything here useful or entertaining, please leave me a donation. Thank you!


Occasional Rants By Alan Holman

August 21st, 2019 - I want the PlutoTV Roku App to be available in Canada. If you are a Canadian who knows what PlutoTV is and who has a Roku, please find some method to contact PlutoTV and request that their app be available on Roku devices in Canada.

Upcoming Uploads: There will be summaries and/or brief descriptions for what happens in more of the scripts that are already on this site! More content will also eventually show up! I'm in the planning stages of writing a new novel; I might sell it rather than post it for free.

Noteworthy Links

Flat Earth - Have you ever thought we're lied to about where we are? You're right!

9/11 Truth - Have you ever thought we were lied to about that day? You're right!

Astrotheology - Ever thought He was a lie? You're right!

Iron Realm Media - A very honest group of fellows, who do shows across the internet about real topics.

Truth Frequency Radio - I listen to this radio station a lot, and I've even been on it, so I should put this link here.

DubSub - Just a stream of great music. I listened to this stream a lot back in the days when I was writing Asclepius Staff.

Short Story And Flash Fiction Society - A site by writers, for writers and readers.


E-mail feedback/comments/questions/complaints/etc to me at newlegend2005@yahoo.ca