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Author Alan Holman's Microcosm!

I'm an independent author from Saskatoon Saskatchewan, Canada. I'm in my late 30s. I've written a lot of stuff, I've acted in some stuff, and I've been a broadcaster at a local community radio station. This web-site is my little microcosm on the internet, where I post whatever I feel like posting. My intentions, in everything I ever do, are always positive and peaceful. I hope that you find something enjoyable on this web-site! I want to create more for this web-site, and you can help me by becoming a patron of mine on my patreon!

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The Adventures of ... Ah Who Cares? - A stageplay which earned me some local acclaim at a time, even though it has never been produced. To explain what I mean by acclaim: I won a writing contest with the original version of this script (very few changes have been made to the original version). After I won that contest, someone (actually not me) put my name within Wikipedia's entry about Saskatoon, listing me as one of Saskatoon's notable citizens; however, that mention of my name on that Wikipedia page vanished about a year after it appeared.

The Alan Holman Report - A roughly 22 minute show about stuff.

Asclepius' Staff - A book about an holistic method for curing cancer. People have experienced remissions by using this method. If you read the book, consider it my dissertation or thesis regarding medicine; therefore, if you agree with it, grant me any title that you feel I deserve, and and please consider considering me an equal with any Doctor who you also consult regarding the actions it suggests. Please consult with a Doctor (even though their dissertation or thesis might have been shorter than my book) before you take any of those actions. I'm posting this book here in good faith, and with prayers for anyone who uses its information -- and more prayers for people who don't, as they need those prayers more, in my opinion.

Banana Chan - An unproduced series of anime scripts. I've been told that the storytelling is high quality. It's about a girl named Banana, her weird family, and their adventures through time, space, heaven, and hell! It's one of those stories wherein love eventually triumphs. So if you're looking for an original story to read, read these scripts, and imagine it in your head in a similar way as how you'd imagine the visuals from a novel!

Brian's Path - Scripts for an unproduced serial drama for television. This is an experimental storyline. At a time when it was displayed under a different title on another web-site, it gained some acclaim from that web-site's users. You might like this story too!

Invasion Force - A single pilot-episode script for a "B-movie"-type series that I'll probably never write more of ... unless you love it!

Kininigin - A stageplay script about the upcoming 2020 Election between Donald Trump and Bernie Sanders!

The Pizza Tree - A script for a childrens' play that was once staged in Saskatoon, and the children in the audience enjoyed it!

The Professor - An older version of this script was staged in Saskatoon, in the year 2000!

I consider myself self-employed by the projects that are represented on this website. So if you found anything here useful or entertaining, please leave me a donation. Thank you!

Alan's Occasional Rants

April 13th, 2019 - I'm considering postponing the continuation of season 2 of The Alan Holman Report. For a long time, I was thinking of continuing it on April 19th, which is my upcoming birthday, but I'm considering postponing it. The reason is because I really don't know what to talk about on that show anymore. I think the topics I already covered are great, but I'm not sure where to go from there. I like that people have viewed the episodes, and I like that people have subscribed. In all actuality, there are a lot of topics that I can cover with future episodes of that show, but I'm just not sure where to begin with the continuation of it.

Upcoming Uploads: A new version of my novel Golden City will eventually be here. There will also eventually be summaries and/or brief descriptions for what happens in the scripts that are already on this site! More content will also eventually show up!

Noteworthy Links

Flat Earth - Have you ever thought we're lied to about where we are? You're right!

Truth Frequency Radio - I listen to this radio station a lot, and I've even been on it, so I should put this link here.

DubSub - Just a stream of great music. I listened to this stream a lot back in the days when I was writing Asclepius Staff.

Short Story And Flash Fiction Society - A site by writers, for writers and readers.

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