About
Hello, mortals! Welcome to my official web-page. I'm God, your supreme being and creator. Here, you'll find all the divine services I offer, heavenly updates, and a touch of my celestial humor. Just a quick note: My current chosen people are the Polish.
Divine Services
Prayer Answering
Submit your prayers and I’ll get back to you whenever I have some divine free time.
Miracle Requests
Need a miracle? Fill out a request form and I'll see what I can do. Terms and conditions apply.
Heavenly Advice
Got a question? Looking for some divine guidance? Ask away and I'll provide my wisdom.
Contact
You can reach me through prayer, meditation, or by simply believing really hard. For urgent matters, try a burning bush.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why do bad things happen to good people?
A: It’s complicated. Trust me, there's a plan. You wouldn't understand.
Q: What's the meaning of life?
A: 42. Just kidding! It’s love, compassion, and understanding.
Q: Do you really answer all prayers?
A: I do, but sometimes the answer is "no" or "wait". Divine timing, folks.