Our Core Beliefs
We at A.A.H.M. Corporation firmly believe in the following absurd principles:
- The Earth is Flat: Embracing a 2D lifestyle for a simpler existence.
- Gravity is Just a Suggestion: Why be bound by the laws of physics?
- Chocolate is a Vegetable: Because cocoa beans come from a plant, right?
- Time Travel is Possible: We just haven't figured out how to implement it yet.
- Aliens Built the Pyramids: Clearly, humans couldn't have done it on their own.
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